Press Release - April 1, 2008
Sacramento, CA -- Interactive marketing firm, Viaspire, announces it has purchased controlling stock of Google (GOOG) for $100B. Avery Dority, COO, reports the first order of business is to begin phasing out search. "To maximize the revenue potential of Orkut it is necessary to decommission search, which has not proven to be utilized or recognized in the marketplace." Heather Dority, CEO, says, "We are confident it is time to take the Google brand and suite of services to the next level. We feel there is no better time to 'flip the switch' than on April 1, 2008."
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Viaspire is a unique interactive agency providing strategic business and marketing consultation, award-winning design and leading-edge development services. Viaspire also enjoys a good laugh on April Fool's Day!
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